{"id":1047,"date":"2009-08-11T08:54:53","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T13:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=1047"},"modified":"2009-08-11T08:58:31","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T13:58:31","slug":"understand-your-audience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=1047","title":{"rendered":"Understand your audience."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"360\" height=\"300\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" id=\"ordie_player_076041c13b\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/player.ordienetworks.com\/flash\/fodplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"key=076041c13b\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/object><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:360px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/076041c13b\/the-ballad-of-g-i-joe\" title=\"from Cha-Ching Pictures, Olivia Wilde, Zach Galifianakis, Alexis Bledel, Billy Crudup, Julianne Moore, FOD Team, Chuck Liddell, Sgt Slaughter, Tony Hale, Laz Alonso, Joey Kern, Henry Rollins, Alan Tudyk, Vinnie Jones, and Josh Simpson\">The Ballad of G.I. Joe<\/a> starring: Olivia Wilde, Zach Galifianakis, Alexis Bledel, Billy Crudup, Julianne Moore, Chuck Liddell, Sgt Slaughter, Tony Hale, Henry Rollins, Alan Tudyk and Vinnie Jones<\/div>\n<p>I would be much more interested in this <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">pillaging of my childhood<\/span> movie if Hank Rollins and Julianne Moore were to star. Hollywood? You don&#8217;t *have* to cast young, sexy idiots you know. You could cast people who fit the roles; they might even still be sexy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Ballad of G.I. Joe starring: Olivia Wilde, Zach Galifianakis, Alexis Bledel, Billy Crudup, Julianne Moore, Chuck Liddell, Sgt Slaughter, Tony Hale, Henry Rollins, Alan Tudyk and Vinnie Jones I would be much more interested in this pillaging of my childhood movie if Hank Rollins and Julianne Moore were to star. Hollywood? 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