{"id":114,"date":"2004-04-28T16:37:52","date_gmt":"2004-04-28T20:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=114"},"modified":"2004-04-28T16:37:52","modified_gmt":"2004-04-28T20:37:52","slug":"ill-need-new-words-with-which-to-blaspheme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"I’ll need new words with which to blaspheme."},"content":{"rendered":"

Linus<\/a> helped me define myself<\/a> today. I wish I was closer to Islam and farther from Scientology, but my buddhist nature reveals to me that I mustn’t wish at all.<\/p>\n

You’d think that Buddhism wouldn’t lend to jaded railings about comic book superhero movies, but you’d be wrong. I mean, just look at that score. And I’d be a Jain if I hadn’t murdered thousands of silverfish last night.<\/p>\n

1.?Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
\n2.?Theravada Buddhism (96%)
\n3.?Unitarian Universalism (96%)
\n4.?Liberal Quakers (91%)
\n5.?Jainism (80%)
\n
\n6.?Hinduism (78%)
\n7.?Neo-Pagan (77%)
\n8.?Taoism (76%)
\n9.?Sikhism (74%)
\n10.?Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)<\/p>\n

11.?New Age (70%)
\n12.?Reform Judaism (68%)
\n13.?Secular Humanism (66%)
\n14.?Bah?’? Faith (60%)
\n15.?New Thought (59%)<\/p>\n

16.?Orthodox Quaker (59%)
\n17.?Scientology (57%)
\n18.?Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (49%)
\n19.?Orthodox Judaism (46%)
\n20.?Nontheist (45%)<\/p>\n

21.?Islam (40%)
\n22.?Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (36%)
\n23.?Jehovah’s Witness (30%)
\n24.?Seventh Day Adventist (28%)
\n25.?Mainline to Conservative Christian\/Protestant (24%)<\/p>\n

26.?Eastern Orthodox (15%)
\n27.?Roman Catholic (15%)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Linus helped me define myself today. I wish I was closer to Islam and farther from Scientology, but my buddhist nature reveals to me that I mustn’t wish at all. You’d think that Buddhism wouldn’t lend to jaded railings about comic book superhero movies, but you’d be wrong. I mean, just look at that score. 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