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Bjorn and I are likely candidates for live-action Pacman<\/a>. In fact, I can’t imagine it existing and our not partaking. It’s like our clones live in New York or something.<\/p>\n

No, you’re not invited. But if we get the Minibosses<\/a> play our gig, you can carry their shit if they’ll let you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bjorn and I are likely candidates for live-action Pacman. In fact, I can’t imagine it existing and our not partaking. It’s like our clones live in New York or something. No, you’re not invited. But if we get the Minibosses play our gig, you can carry their shit if they’ll let you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-1Z","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":223,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=223","url_meta":{"origin":123,"position":0},"title":"Another conversation between kings.","date":"11\/11\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Steelbuddha: Huzzah! 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