{"id":1249,"date":"2013-03-28T17:12:41","date_gmt":"2013-03-28T22:12:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=1249"},"modified":"2013-03-28T17:48:09","modified_gmt":"2013-03-28T22:48:09","slug":"i-kind-of-look-like-ross-kemp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=1249","title":{"rendered":"I kind of look like Ross Kemp."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know all bald guys look alike. I get compared to just about all of them at some point, but this one&#8217;s pretty close. If I ever had to be a lookey-likey, this would probably be the one. I wouldn&#8217;t mind his career, either, BBC; I do stunts.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.steelbuddha.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/kemp_elst1.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"1252\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?attachment_id=1252\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.steelbuddha.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/kemp_elst1.jpg?fit=580%2C327\" data-orig-size=\"580,327\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Ross and me\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.steelbuddha.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/kemp_elst1.jpg?fit=300%2C169\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.steelbuddha.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/kemp_elst1.jpg?fit=580%2C327\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1252\" alt=\"Ross and me\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.steelbuddha.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/kemp_elst1.jpg?resize=300%2C169\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.steelbuddha.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/kemp_elst1.jpg?resize=300%2C169 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.steelbuddha.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/kemp_elst1.jpg?w=580 580w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know all bald guys look alike. I get compared to just about all of them at some point, but this one&#8217;s pretty close. If I ever had to be a lookey-likey, this would probably be the one. I wouldn&#8217;t mind his career, either, BBC; I do stunts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-k9","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1249"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1256,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249\/revisions\/1256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}