{"id":130,"date":"2004-05-11T11:46:09","date_gmt":"2004-05-11T15:46:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=130"},"modified":"2004-05-11T11:46:09","modified_gmt":"2004-05-11T15:46:09","slug":"hey-those-are-the-guys-who-do-that-song-about-milfs-arf-arf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"Hey! Those are the guys who do that song about MILFs! Arf, arf!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some of the better lyrics from one of the better songs I&#8217;ve heard in recent years. Fountains of Wayne writes some good tunes. Big thanks to Czelticgirl for recommending them.<\/p>\n<p> <i>Is that supposed to be your poker face<br \/>\n Or was someone run over by a train<br \/>\n And you were minding your own business<br \/>\n But you&#8217;re begging for forgiveness just the same<\/p>\n<p> And it&#8217;s running back and forth inside your mind<br \/>\n Just how that town defined you<br \/>\n Dressed you up, painted your face<\/p>\n<p> And now you&#8217;re leaving New York<br \/>\n For no better place<\/p>\n<p> You&#8217;re awake and trying not to be<br \/>\n Wrapped around your pillow like a prawn<br \/>\n And the nighttime&#8217;s wrapped around you<br \/>\n Will be until it drops you on the dawn<br \/>\n From the C train to the shiny tower<br \/>\n Kicked around til happy hour found you<br \/>\n Where you can drink that smirk right off your face<\/p>\n<p> And now you&#8217;re leaving New York<br \/>\n For no better place<\/p>\n<p> And here is your reflection<br \/>\n In a building uptown<br \/>\n A ghost inside some Madison Avenue display<br \/>\n Like water under bridges<br \/>\n You&#8217;re slowly passing by<br \/>\n As you sail between the rooftops and the sky<\/p>\n<p> And the bourbon sits inside me<br \/>\n Right now I&#8217;m a puppet in its sway<br \/>\n And it may be the whiskey talking<br \/>\n But the whiskey says I miss you every day<\/p>\n<p> So I taxi to an all-night party<br \/>\n Park me in the corner in an old chair<br \/>\n Sip my drink and stare out into space<\/p>\n<p> And now you&#8217;re leaving New York<br \/>\n For no better place<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of the better lyrics from one of the better songs I&#8217;ve heard in recent years. Fountains of Wayne writes some good tunes. Big thanks to Czelticgirl for recommending them. Is that supposed to be your poker face Or was someone run over by a train And you were minding your own business But you&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-26","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":655,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=655","url_meta":{"origin":130,"position":0},"title":"Time to show","date":"5\/4\/2007","format":false,"excerpt":"what you're made of. Heavy stuff. But there is no failure, no risk, not really. It's not confidence that shrieks this in your face like a drill sergeant, it is not determination in your chin. It is simply nonexistent. There is no failure. Tonight is destiny, success and triumph. Adversity\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Ennui&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":38,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=38","url_meta":{"origin":130,"position":1},"title":"Why I need less spare time.","date":"1\/29\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"(With apologies to smaller people). An IM with Czelticgirl about this yielded the following regrettable conversation: SB: Seems like exploitation. \"Look at the freaks! they have different genetic makeup!\" CG: Look at the freaks try to get a date! SB: And midget porn sales WILL spike. I guarantee CG: Just\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Best of the Buddha&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":193,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=193","url_meta":{"origin":130,"position":2},"title":"And for my next trick, I will pay my rent!","date":"9\/20\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I wrote my own horoscope for me: Pisces: The opportunities keep rolling in, and from the strangest places. Try not to get too wrapped up in all the fame and success, and do not accept bags of glowy green worms from strange old men. 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I have what the polite refer to as a \"friendly face,\" and what the impolite refer to as \"the visage of a warped Cabbage Patch Kid who's grown up in the slums of Beirut and pulled out all of its yarn hair.\" Somehow, despite this\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Best of the Buddha&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":88,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=88","url_meta":{"origin":130,"position":5},"title":"Now that you&#8217;re here, please go away.","date":"4\/1\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"This may surprise you, but I like comics. And I like movies made about comic superheroes. 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