An IM with Alfalfa Martini reveals what little boys are made of.<\/p>\n
AM: so, should i see spiderman?
\nSB: Yup.
\nAM: are you sure?
\nSB: Yup.
\nAM: ’cause I don’t want to go and see some half-assed attempt at a movie
\nSB: Are you baiting me?
\nAM: uhhh…..no comment.
\nAM: you caught me as i was about to leave for food. I had to come back because I forgot to put a bra on
\nSB: You can’t get food without a bra? Is that a new currency? I think you’d get more food if you didn’t wear a bra, actually.
\nSB: Hippie.
\nAM: well, I wouldn’t feel decent without it. and what if I had to run after or away from someone? I don’t want them flopping around….
\nSB: Be Prepared, says the Boy Scout in you.
\nAM: yes. always my motto. I would have liked to be a boy scout, but they didn’t take girls
\nSB: sexism.
\nAM: sure, there’s girl scouts. But making pine cone centerpieces and selling thin mints does not compare to camping in the grand canyon and earning patches for setting things on fire<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
An IM with Alfalfa Martini reveals what little boys are made of. AM: so, should i see spiderman? SB: Yup. AM: are you sure? SB: Yup. AM: ’cause I don’t want to go and see some half-assed attempt at a movie SB: Are you baiting me? AM: uhhh…..no comment. 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Right here on my IM. BN: but is it tangible? SB: It's amenable. BN: man, photoshop that shiite SB:Direct Instant Message session started BN: hahaha SB: Good times.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Best of the Buddha"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":145,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=145","url_meta":{"origin":158,"position":4},"title":"Sodom and Gamhorra was just a lark.","date":"6\/15\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"A wonderful little ditty brought to you by the number Czelticgirl and the letter Steelbuddha. CG: Wow. I got e-mail from Moses telling me he called and asking why I didn't call back. SB: See? The jews are right. CG: Then he tried to sell me porn. Bad Moses. 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