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Certainly, the most bizarre thing<\/a> I’ve seen all day. Scroll down and watch the blatant and sexist advertising. I’m not very familiar with Fawlty Towers, I’ll admit, but if that is meant to be satire, I am left only confused. I did laugh; however, I do not know why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Certainly, the most bizarre thing I’ve seen all day. Scroll down and watch the blatant and sexist advertising. I’m not very familiar with Fawlty Towers, I’ll admit, but if that is meant to be satire, I am left only confused. I did laugh; however, I do not know why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-2Y","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":113,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=113","url_meta":{"origin":184,"position":0},"title":"Stories? No. Funny links? No. Humour? Not really.","date":"4\/26\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"1. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18, line 7. Read what it says: \"batch is equivalent to at -q b -m now.\" But I've never read that book. 2. Stretch out your left hand as far as you can. What do you touch first? That book.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Self-service"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":194,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=194","url_meta":{"origin":184,"position":1},"title":"Fellas, don’t get caught “out there.”","date":"9\/21\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"The Weekly World News is a repository for good advice. Also, they produce satire. Sorry if you didn't know that WWN is fake; hell, they don't even try that hard sometimes. 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