{"id":186,"date":"2004-09-13T10:20:50","date_gmt":"2004-09-13T15:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=186"},"modified":"2004-09-13T10:28:45","modified_gmt":"2004-09-13T15:28:45","slug":"seniors-rule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=186","title":{"rendered":"Seniors RULE!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some high school glamour photographers just get uppity.<\/a> Airbrushing out pimples is not art, no matter how hard you try.<\/p>\n

Thankfully, I only had the headshot from the yearbook to pass out, though the predominance of my long hair, or indeed the presence of ANY hair, has confused many an observer.<\/p>\n

Some faves for the link-lazy: Most likely to be “ready for some football”<\/a>, Most likely to marry Ted Danson<\/a>, Most likely to fill a ringer with her whites<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Thanks to MEGA-Chad for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Some high school glamour photographers just get uppity. Airbrushing out pimples is not art, no matter how hard you try. Thankfully, I only had the headshot from the yearbook to pass out, though the predominance of my long hair, or indeed the presence of ANY hair, has confused many an observer. 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