“Do you sleep with 12-year-olds? Then why do you listen to their music?”<\/a> God, this country deserves Bush.<\/p>\nLink via Keiko, who also revamps her website.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
MHG and I had our anniversary last Friday night at the Mitch Hedberg\/Stephen Lynch extravaganza. The comedy was divine. I have one complaint. Folks, as funny as tried-and-true five-liners are, I pay to hear new material. If you want to hear a specific joke, listen to the CD. 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