{"id":190,"date":"2004-09-16T13:25:57","date_gmt":"2004-09-16T18:25:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=190"},"modified":"2004-09-16T13:33:16","modified_gmt":"2004-09-16T18:33:16","slug":"steelbuddha-cinema","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"Steelbuddha Cinema"},"content":{"rendered":"

..proudly presents howtofoldashirt.net<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And also, a truly humble man<\/a>. Before you sit in judgment, the funny part of this is not that he slipped a bit while performing a STANDING MOTHERFUCKING BACKFLIP. None of you would probably even get that close. The funny part isn’t how hard he falls, either. Nor is the funny part the genuine concern evidenced by the people behind the camera for their friend who has probably done this routine several times without incident.<\/p>\n

No, the funny part is actually two things: a) that he attempted to continue, however deleriously, when he could have simply started over and b) that someone he knows must have posted this. Someone to whom he APOLOGIZED for having beefed it on a STANDING MOTHERFUCKING BACKFLIP.<\/p>\n

Oh and c) that he can probably kick my ass.<\/p>\n

Second one from Keiko, who sends funny movies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

..proudly presents howtofoldashirt.net. And also, a truly humble man. Before you sit in judgment, the funny part of this is not that he slipped a bit while performing a STANDING MOTHERFUCKING BACKFLIP. None of you would probably even get that close. The funny part isn’t how hard he falls, either. Nor is the funny part […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-34","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":111,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=111","url_meta":{"origin":190,"position":0},"title":"When in drought, post links.","date":"4\/20\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"This smokescreen of funny will keep you reading long enough for me to be bitter again, I promise. 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The transcript even comes across as\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}