{"id":191,"date":"2004-09-16T16:24:20","date_gmt":"2004-09-16T21:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=191"},"modified":"2004-09-16T16:25:14","modified_gmt":"2004-09-16T21:25:14","slug":"slackers-bible-no-curse-this-french-woman-for-revealing-our-secrets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"The revolution is coming."},"content":{"rendered":"

Czeltic Girl pointed me to the ultimate realization of my ennui in the workplace<\/a>, for she is MIGHTY. I have made it my mantra, and thus I have made it my desktop. (link coming soon).<\/p>\n

Of particular note is Commandment 4, which is more telling than certain nameless shills at my company would like to admit.<\/p>\n

Also, recognize the satire of Commandment 8: “Warm smiles” indicate acknowledgement of the absurd system. “Warm smiles” are not evidenced by those “in the Matrix.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Czeltic Girl pointed me to the ultimate realization of my ennui in the workplace, for she is MIGHTY. I have made it my mantra, and thus I have made it my desktop. (link coming soon). Of particular note is Commandment 4, which is more telling than certain nameless shills at my company would like to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1,4,6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-35","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":546,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=546","url_meta":{"origin":191,"position":0},"title":"A bit ashamed.","date":"5\/1\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"One of the advantages of working in a posh downtown studio is that things like this massive immigration rally happen right outside your window. 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