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Granted, I’m not funny, but at least on the surface this<\/a> seems like something of which I should be a part.<\/p>\n

My 23-year-old self might actually have made significant contributions to the comedy, but I’m all washed up like a Brando character now. I can still kick people pretty well, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Granted, I’m not funny, but at least on the surface this seems like something of which I should be a part. My 23-year-old self might actually have made significant contributions to the comedy, but I’m all washed up like a Brando character now. I can still kick people pretty well, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-36","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":317,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=317","url_meta":{"origin":192,"position":0},"title":"Too right. Too wrong.","date":"5\/13\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Last night, MHG and I were up late (she worked until 3a.m., God bless her) working on her online store. 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