{"id":194,"date":"2004-09-21T17:31:36","date_gmt":"2004-09-21T22:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=194"},"modified":"2004-09-21T17:34:42","modified_gmt":"2004-09-21T22:34:42","slug":"fellas-dont-get-caught-out-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=194","title":{"rendered":"Fellas, don’t get caught “out there.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Weekly World News is a repository for good advice<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Also, they produce satire<\/a>. Sorry if you didn’t know that WWN is fake; hell, they don’t even try that hard<\/a> sometimes. Not sorry that I’m spoiling it, just sorry that you did not know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Weekly World News is a repository for good advice. Also, they produce satire. Sorry if you didn’t know that WWN is fake; hell, they don’t even try that hard sometimes. Not sorry that I’m spoiling it, just sorry that you did not know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-38","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":58,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=58","url_meta":{"origin":194,"position":0},"title":"Entry 60. 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