{"id":216,"date":"2004-10-27T14:27:36","date_gmt":"2004-10-27T19:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=216"},"modified":"2004-10-27T14:28:51","modified_gmt":"2004-10-27T19:28:51","slug":"i-wish-i-were-php","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=216","title":{"rendered":"I wish I were PHP."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbspot.com\/News\/2004\/10\/extension_quiz.php\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bbspot.com\/Images\/News_Features\/2004\/10\/file_extensions\/cgi.jpg?resize=300%2C90\" width=\"300\" height=\"90\" border=\"0\" alt=\"You are .cgi Your life seems a bit too scripted, and sometimes you are exploited.  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