{"id":217,"date":"2004-10-29T17:32:58","date_gmt":"2004-10-29T22:32:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=217"},"modified":"2004-10-29T17:34:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-29T22:34:00","slug":"for-jerrys-kids-or-just-jerry-lewis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=217","title":{"rendered":"For Jerry’s Kids, or just Jerry Lewis."},"content":{"rendered":"

Wheelchairs probably targeted toward kids, but still an unfortunate product name<\/a>. Some wannabe South Park writer somewhere is thinking of their Chris Reeve joke right now, and failing to get that “oh-ho” mortified laughter they so want to produce.<\/p>\n

In the opinion of Czeltic Girl, “TIMM-AY!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wheelchairs probably targeted toward kids, but still an unfortunate product name. Some wannabe South Park writer somewhere is thinking of their Chris Reeve joke right now, and failing to get that “oh-ho” mortified laughter they so want to produce. In the opinion of Czeltic Girl, “TIMM-AY!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-3v","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":67,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=67","url_meta":{"origin":217,"position":0},"title":"“The actual figures vary depending on who’s doing the math.”","date":"3\/9\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"5 Telltale signs your kids are trying to kill you. Stolen without remorse from the inimitable Crash Davis, cased by Czelticgirl.","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":429,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=429","url_meta":{"origin":217,"position":1},"title":"I am precognitive.","date":"11\/17\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Remember those old middle school games where you would fantasize about what your life would be like? What city you would live in, what car you would drive, how many kids you would have, etc? Well, I'm not driving a tricked out Ford Aerostar with superhero-like accoutrements. I don't have\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":83,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=83","url_meta":{"origin":217,"position":2},"title":"Everywhere you go, there’s a dude on your ass, yo.","date":"3\/26\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I ripped this stuff off from other people, but baby, its the best I can do. I want the kids to have a Christmas. Stop making movies. We don't need anymore. You do not want to piss this woman off. I'm less afraid of a phone-wielding, shaven-head, drooling Bruce Willis\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":200,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=200","url_meta":{"origin":217,"position":3},"title":"Once, long ago, I was Papa Smurf.","date":"10\/1\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Dress your kids like idiots and you can be certain they will someday be famous. The abused find fame one way or another.","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":354,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=354","url_meta":{"origin":217,"position":4},"title":"I love kids…","date":"7\/14\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"..from a distance of no less than 15 feet. Still, as a source of comedic material, they are highly valuable. And never forget these brilliant one-hit wonder follow-ups.","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":434,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=434","url_meta":{"origin":217,"position":5},"title":"Thanks to the man they call TS","date":"11\/23\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"In an earth-shattering fusion of band nerdery and button-mashing glee, some high school kids make their mark. Mario Unleashed [google video] See also: Ben Plays Mario [embedded mpeg, OFN]","rel":"","context":"In "For the geek in you"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}