{"id":223,"date":"2004-11-11T15:05:53","date_gmt":"2004-11-11T20:05:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=223"},"modified":"2004-11-11T15:10:29","modified_gmt":"2004-11-11T20:10:29","slug":"another-conversation-between-kings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=223","title":{"rendered":"Another conversation between kings."},"content":{"rendered":"

Steelbuddha: Huzzah!
\nSB: Gary Coleman with a voice bubble saying “Huzzah!” makes me laugh.
\nBjorn Nelson<\/a>: has that happened?
\nSB: It has. Right here on my IM.
\nBN: but is it tangible?
\nSB: It’s amenable.
\nBN: man, photoshop that shiite<\/p>\n

SB:Direct Instant Message session started
\n<\/p>\n

BN: hahaha
\nSB: Good times.
\nBN: great times
\nBN: what does my icon look like?
\nSB: It’s a polar bear.
\nBN: I’m a polar bear. look at me! Wheeeeeeeeeeee
\nBN: sucka
\nBN: I eat fish and people
\nSB: Hehehe.
\nSB: Oh, I see you Polar Bear. You thank you’re so much better than everyone else because you’re on the Coca-Cola commercial.
\nBN: those guys were sell-outs
\nBN: real polar bears drink Pepsi (TM)
\nBN: (out of character) dude, Polar Bear the RPG is awesome
\nSB: What’s that?
\nBN: what I’m playing right now
\nSB: AWESOME. literally LOL.
\nBN: I swing at Gary Coleman with my +12 Eternal Axe
\nSB: Dodged!
\nBN: *drinks a coke*
\nSB: GaryColeman wields a vicious “Cardigan Sweater” at you !
\nBN: COKE RAGE +100
\nBN: arrrgh
\nBN: *suffocated by sweater*
\nSB: Resurrect now?
\nBN: yes plz
\nSB: You awake in the “Tavern.” There is a barmaid here.
\nSB: Barmaid says “holy shit! A polar Bear!”
\nSB: Barmaid runs.
\nBN: TIGER HAND +150, directed at Barmaid!
\nSB: Barmaid dies.
\nBN: *gloat*
\nSB: You gain 11 exp.
\nBN: da da da dun dun da da daaaa (FF victory music)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Steelbuddha: Huzzah! SB: Gary Coleman with a voice bubble saying “Huzzah!” makes me laugh. Bjorn Nelson: has that happened? SB: It has. Right here on my IM. BN: but is it tangible? SB: It’s amenable. BN: man, photoshop that shiite SB:Direct Instant Message session started BN: hahaha SB: Good times. BN: great times BN: what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,4,2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-3B","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":64,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=64","url_meta":{"origin":223,"position":0},"title":"With want for material…","date":"3\/8\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"..I post this here edited IM conversation I had with the Mighty Research Girl herself, Czelticgirl. CG: I liked Mario 'coz it was slow. And you could get extra lives really easily. SB: Well, you can claim superiority there. I suck it up at that game to this day. I\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":149,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=149","url_meta":{"origin":223,"position":1},"title":"In order to be a blogger, in order to have IM, one must discuss Gmail. So it is written. So shall it be done.","date":"6\/23\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Apart from this, my day's been crap. SB: What's this Gmail everyone's so crazy over? CG: Google's e-mail service. Searchable. 1000MB of storage. SB: And this is free? CG: Yup. SB: I haven't any need of it so far as I can tell. 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SB: Clown limos? bwa? SB: It's just the sound, not an acronym. TL: gotcha. TL: Brothers With Attitude TL: Buddha Walking Airedales SB: Which is one of the new road signs you'll be seeing. TL:\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":73,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=73","url_meta":{"origin":223,"position":4},"title":"Holy Pedarast! It’s the Catholic Church!","date":"3\/12\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"IM convo with alfalfa martini: AM:heh heh....you lead a double life SB: I'm like Batman, only poor and fat. AM: so, does that make Clare Robin, or Alfred? SB: Robin. I have sex with Clare.","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":325,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=325","url_meta":{"origin":223,"position":5},"title":"MHG and I discuss marriage","date":"6\/7\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"(Before anyone gets on my case, the wedding I ushed this weekend was lovely and I had fun. That doesn't change my stance. If you want to be married, more power to you. Does that mean I have to?) SB: I don't need the legality thing. I wouldn't legally get\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}