MHG says she thinks of me when she hears Weezer. Maybe this is part of why.<\/p>\n
“In the Garage” — Weezer, Weezer<\/i><\/p>\n
I’ve got a Dungeon Master’s Guide
\nI’ve got a 12-sided die
\nI’ve got Kitty Pryde
\nAnd Nightcrawler too
\nWaiting there for me
\nYes I do, I do<\/p>\n
I’ve got posters on the wall
\nMy favorite rock group KISS
\nI’ve got Ace Frehley
\nI’ve got Peter Criss
\nWaiting there for me
\nYes I do, I do<\/p>\n
I’ve got an electric guitar
\nI play my stupid songs
\nI write these stupid words
\nAnd I love every one
\nWaiting there for me
\nYes I do, I do<\/p>\n
In the garage
\nI feel safe
\nNo one cares about my ways
\nIn the garage
\nWhere I belong
\nNo one hears me sing this song
\nIn the garage
\nI feel safe
\nNo one laughs about my ways
\nIn the garage
\nWhere I belong
\nNo one hears me
\nNo one hears me
\nNo one hears me
\nNo one hears me
\nNo one hears me sing this song <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
MHG says she thinks of me when she hears Weezer. Maybe this is part of why. “In the Garage” — Weezer, Weezer I’ve got a Dungeon Master’s Guide I’ve got a 12-sided die I’ve got Kitty Pryde And Nightcrawler too Waiting there for me Yes I do, I do I’ve got posters on the wall […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-3K","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":362,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=362","url_meta":{"origin":232,"position":0},"title":"Perhaps Maladroit was less title than prophecy…","date":"7\/19\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Stole this from mimismartypants. 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