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A tale of an Evil Strawberry<\/a>. Thanks to Bill Wilson for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A tale of an Evil Strawberry. Thanks to Bill Wilson for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-3P","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":178,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=178","url_meta":{"origin":237,"position":0},"title":"An old tale, an innocent time.","date":"8\/20\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Bill Wilson, who has hipped me to such marvelous pastimes as Tweekend and Counter-Strike, once had this to say. 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