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My boss would totally be into this PDA MUD<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Also, Ben Kingsley: the world weeps for you<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My boss would totally be into this PDA MUD. Also, Ben Kingsley: the world weeps for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-3V","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":95,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=95","url_meta":{"origin":243,"position":0},"title":"limos and clowns","date":"4\/6\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"TL: NO! Limos are scary. Like clown limos. *shudder* SB: Um...bwa? Ok then. TL: bwa? 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