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Carolyn<\/a>, who is a hardcore stuntchick, entered the Milwaukee Rumble<\/a> this year and held her own. Next year, she’ll win and I will get my participant badge. I have some apprehension about entering it, as I don’t imagine I’ll get out of there without a broken nose. I’m not really frightened of the pain or the danger, but the problems of having had a broken nose sound like something I’ll bitch about for years.<\/p>\n

Anyway, support Carolyn and me next year as we go to whoop ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Carolyn, who is a hardcore stuntchick, entered the Milwaukee Rumble this year and held her own. Next year, she’ll win and I will get my participant badge. I have some apprehension about entering it, as I don’t imagine I’ll get out of there without a broken nose. 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