{"id":251,"date":"2005-02-16T16:24:15","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T21:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=251"},"modified":"2005-02-16T16:24:15","modified_gmt":"2005-02-16T21:24:15","slug":"the-business-of-givin-you-the-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":"The business of givin’ you the business."},"content":{"rendered":"

I found a nice source for Aqua Teen Hunger Force<\/a>, for those of you who like that sort of thing. Some nice avatar images and everything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I found a nice source for Aqua Teen Hunger Force, for those of you who like that sort of thing. Some nice avatar images and everything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-43","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":25,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=25","url_meta":{"origin":251,"position":0},"title":"The comedic possibilities are endless","date":"1\/16\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Today, Czelticgirl was having difficulty deciding what to eat for lunch. 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