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Mirth filled my belly when I read this<\/a>. I want to send it as a late valentine to MHG.<\/p>\n

So I will.<\/p>\n

A softer world<\/a>, indeed.<\/p>\n

UPDATE: As I was typing in my girlfriend’s name, my hamfists missed a couple of keys. My girlfriend’s name and my mother’s share some letters, and were I not more observant, I would have created a situation both hilarious and hideous.<\/p>\n

Mom: Oh, how sweet! Chris sent me a belated valentine. Oh, haha! What a weirdo he is to talk about breastfeeding and…oh God. (phone is dialed, urgently, clumsily)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mirth filled my belly when I read this. I want to send it as a late valentine to MHG. So I will. A softer world, indeed. UPDATE: As I was typing in my girlfriend’s name, my hamfists missed a couple of keys. 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