{"id":264,"date":"2005-03-01T13:48:30","date_gmt":"2005-03-01T18:48:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=264"},"modified":"2005-03-01T15:24:50","modified_gmt":"2005-03-01T20:24:50","slug":"synapses-are-delicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=264","title":{"rendered":"Synapses are delicious."},"content":{"rendered":"

This link<\/a> is the ultimate link. It is as though Homestarrunner were multiplied by Homestarrunner. Anyone who’s anyone is clicking it.<\/p>\n

Also, this:<\/p>\n

\"Mayor<\/p>\n

Thanks, Czeltic Girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This link is the ultimate link. It is as though Homestarrunner were multiplied by Homestarrunner. Anyone who’s anyone is clicking it. Also, this: Thanks, Czeltic Girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-4g","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":305,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=305","url_meta":{"origin":264,"position":0},"title":"Troy","date":"4\/28\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I don't know anyone named Troy. But I've seen a lot of movies and it seems like all dudes named Troy are jerks. Anyone got a defense of men named Troy?","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":122,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=122","url_meta":{"origin":264,"position":1},"title":"Disorder or genius?","date":"5\/5\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Er...anyone know what Linus is doing? Someone needs to watch that boy every minute, I swear.","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":98,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=98","url_meta":{"origin":264,"position":2},"title":"Yes, I know they’re *trying* to spoof Sonny and Cher.","date":"4\/12\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"They may as well cancel NASCAR, because this is the biggest and most horrific car wreck anyone will ever* see on television. Mr. T and the Muppets* could not be reached for comment. * - and by ever, I mean never. ** - band name?","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":105,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=105","url_meta":{"origin":264,"position":3},"title":"More fighting, only cooler.","date":"4\/15\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"If anyone can think of something cooler than a Bruce Lee fight remixer complete with music and stylized type of goofy kung fu lines, then that person can collect several hundred words of praise from me gratis. Seriously, that just oozes cool. From Linus, and not Czelticgirl.","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":151,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=151","url_meta":{"origin":264,"position":4},"title":"Eh?","date":"6\/25\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Once again, from Czelticgirl, 'cause I can't just leave her be. I don't know how accurate it is. I may be tough, but I'm not necessarily violent. Anyone who wants to disagree can collect their free punch to the teeth in the line forming on my left. Take the quiz:\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":68,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=68","url_meta":{"origin":264,"position":5},"title":"Maybe I’d go back to school and major in something foolish","date":"3\/9\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm making my first merch. A t-shirt it will be, with the simple declaration on the front, \"Jesus was a Jew.\" Any person offended by this, anyone who says anything besides \"Nice shirt\" or something similar, would be revealing themselves for the brain-void that they are. \"What are you saying?\"\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}