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The only way I’d ever watch Punk’d.<\/a><\/p>\n

And another hilarious list.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The only way I’d ever watch Punk’d. And another hilarious list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-4i","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":36,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=36","url_meta":{"origin":266,"position":0},"title":"A card-carrying member of the blog proliferrati.","date":"1\/27\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"The funniest joke ever: Napoleon, Gandhi, and Winston Churchill knock on the gates of heaven. St. Peter emerges, list in hand. He looks at each of them and clears his throat. \"This is all merely a construct of the living, to mitigate their dread of the unknown. Excuse me. I've\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":49,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=49","url_meta":{"origin":266,"position":1},"title":"A blog entry inside a blog entry continuing to infinity","date":"2\/12\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"This blog has a purpose yet undiscovered. Someday, however, I expect myself to put out high quality work through this medium. Or at least to make myself keep writing *anything* so that my limited education doesn't go to waste. I'd like to be remembered for little quips I have made\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3006,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=3006","url_meta":{"origin":266,"position":2},"title":"Gethsemane","date":"11\/9\/2016","format":false,"excerpt":"I only want to say if there is a way Take this cup away from me For I don't want to taste its poison Feel it burn me, I have changed I'm not as sure as when we started Then I was inspired, now I'm sad and tired Listen, surely\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":333,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=333","url_meta":{"origin":266,"position":3},"title":"Waking Up, Elastica","date":"6\/20\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I'd work very hard, But I'm lazy I can't take the pressure and it's starting to show, In my heart You know how it pains me A life of leisure is no life you know Waking up and getting up has never been easy, Oh I think you should know\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":269,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=269","url_meta":{"origin":266,"position":4},"title":"Irrationally appealing","date":"3\/3\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"For those of you who played the first Freedom Force and loved the cartoony feel and the classic Silver Age characters, Irrational Games put forth its own money making another episode guaranteed to thrill and chill. Other draws of this game include improved multiplayer, the feeling of joy that your\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "For the geek in you"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":449,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=449","url_meta":{"origin":266,"position":5},"title":"The Shape of Days","date":"12\/9\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Another to add to the list of dailies. The Shape of Days","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}