{"id":293,"date":"2005-04-05T09:20:31","date_gmt":"2005-04-05T14:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=293"},"modified":"2005-04-05T09:33:04","modified_gmt":"2005-04-05T14:33:04","slug":"my-dreams-they-are-as-empty-as-my-burrito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=293","title":{"rendered":"My dreams, they aren&#8217;t as empty as my burrito"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/blog\/burrito_closed.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nFirst bite taken indicated possible problem.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/blog\/burrito_open.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nUpon further examination&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/blog\/burrito_open_closer.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n&#8230;I was cheated.  And Subway reaped the benefits of Tina&#8217;s Burrito Betrayal.<\/p>\n<p>In a related story, Google reports Limp Bizkit before the Who when doing a search for &#8220;Behind Blue Eyes.&#8221;  Not Google&#8217;s fault, of course.  It&#8217;s yours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First bite taken indicated possible problem. Upon further examination&#8230; &#8230;I was cheated. And Subway reaped the benefits of Tina&#8217;s Burrito Betrayal. In a related story, Google reports Limp Bizkit before the Who when doing a search for &#8220;Behind Blue Eyes.&#8221; Not Google&#8217;s fault, of course. It&#8217;s yours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-4J","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":213,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=213","url_meta":{"origin":293,"position":0},"title":"How do you say &#8220;noodles&#8221; and not sound stupid?","date":"10\/25\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"So, this is a public apology to Czeltic Girl, who in the last few weeks has patiently withstood a hat trick of irrational complaining on my part. 1. Farscape. I got all uppity about her like\/dislike quotient of this show. The subject is forgettable and relatively insignificant, and my ire\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Self-service&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}