{"id":313,"date":"2005-05-06T15:19:46","date_gmt":"2005-05-06T20:19:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=313"},"modified":"2005-05-06T15:20:49","modified_gmt":"2005-05-06T20:20:49","slug":"alien-loves-predator-in-new-york-no-one-can-hear-you-scream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=313","title":{"rendered":"What kind of hell is this?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Czeltic Girl points out the funny.  <em>Not<\/em> related to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comeasyouare.com\/masturbate\/\">this thing<\/a> my boss sent me.  This is the kind of thing that my boss sends me; my job\/workplace kinda rules in its way.  Knowing my luck, this will be the only post anyone reads on my blog and it&#8217;s so&#8230;dirty.  I love it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alienlovespredator.com\/index.php\">Alien Loves Predator: In New York, no one can hear you scream.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Czeltic Girl points out the funny. Not related to this thing my boss sent me. This is the kind of thing that my boss sends me; my job\/workplace kinda rules in its way. Knowing my luck, this will be the only post anyone reads on my blog and it&#8217;s so&#8230;dirty. I love it. Alien Loves [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-53","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":171,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=171","url_meta":{"origin":313,"position":0},"title":"Full nerd ahead.","date":"8\/3\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I am utterly enchanted. What can I say? I, like many others, can become completely enthralled in these Sierra-like adventure games. 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