{"id":320,"date":"2005-05-18T17:01:20","date_gmt":"2005-05-18T22:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=320"},"modified":"2005-05-18T17:01:20","modified_gmt":"2005-05-18T22:01:20","slug":"id-sure-like-to-knight-himwith-a-steamroller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=320","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;d sure like to knight him&#8230;with a steamroller"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Titles I hereby bestow upon George Lucas in light of his continued desctruction of his own accidental masterpieces from the early 70&#8217;s (an homage to McSweeney&#8217;s Lists):<\/p>\n<p>Defiler of Memories<br \/>\nWonder-reaver<br \/>\nRuiner of Heroes<br \/>\nPilferer of Joy<br \/>\nHe Who Should Not Write Dialogue<br \/>\nProfit-mongering Awesomeness Collapser<\/p>\n<p>Care to add any?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Titles I hereby bestow upon George Lucas in light of his continued desctruction of his own accidental masterpieces from the early 70&#8217;s (an homage to McSweeney&#8217;s Lists): Defiler of Memories Wonder-reaver Ruiner of Heroes Pilferer of Joy He Who Should Not Write Dialogue Profit-mongering Awesomeness Collapser Care to add any?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,4],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-5a","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}