I’d work very hard,
\nBut I’m lazy
\nI can’t take the pressure and it’s starting to show,
\nIn my heart
\nYou know how it pains me
\nA life of leisure is no life you know<\/p>\n
Waking up and getting up has never been easy,
\nOh I think you should know
\nWaking up and getting up has never been easy,
\nOh I think you should know
\nOh I think you should go
\nMake a cup of tea
\nand put a record on.<\/p>\n
I’d work very hard
\nBut I’m lazy
\nI’ve got a lot of songs but they’re all in my head
\nI’ll get a guitar
\nAnd a lover who pays me
\nIf I can’t be a star I won’t get out of bed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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