{"id":334,"date":"2005-06-20T16:46:20","date_gmt":"2005-06-20T21:46:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=334"},"modified":"2005-06-20T16:46:20","modified_gmt":"2005-06-20T21:46:20","slug":"revisiting-my-pain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=334","title":{"rendered":"Revisiting my pain&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you PCIE for being a complete prick when it comes to the box model.  I have always wanted my job to take me twice as long as it should for reasons inexplicable to the common man, and you&#8230;you have provided me with just that opportunity.  Why does Hallmark not make a card for this happy occasion?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you PCIE for being a complete prick when it comes to the box model. I have always wanted my job to take me twice as long as it should for reasons inexplicable to the common man, and you&#8230;you have provided me with just that opportunity. Why does Hallmark not make a card for this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1,4],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-5o","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}