INTERIOR OFFICE<\/p>\n
Cast of Characters
\nCo-worker – a new HR intern taken on for the summer.
\nMe – a workhorse known for being sometimes a bear, but recently has been overly kind to everyone to compensate.<\/p>\n
SCENE 1<\/p>\n
Co-worker (jokingly, from behind me): What’s your deal, dude?<\/p>\n
Me (turning): Hm?<\/p>\n
Co-worker: *offers a cookie from a tray*<\/p>\n
Me (having already had one earlier): Oh, no thank you. I’ve already had one.<\/p>\n
Co-worker (sounds offended): You hate everyone, don’t you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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