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Vinnie Jones<\/a> as Juggernaut, huh? Interesting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vinnie Jones as Juggernaut, huh? Interesting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-5z","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1047,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=1047","url_meta":{"origin":345,"position":0},"title":"Understand your audience.","date":"8\/11\/2009","format":false,"excerpt":"The Ballad of G.I. Joe starring: Olivia Wilde, Zach Galifianakis, Alexis Bledel, Billy Crudup, Julianne Moore, Chuck Liddell, Sgt Slaughter, Tony Hale, Henry Rollins, Alan Tudyk and Vinnie Jones I would be much more interested in this pillaging of my childhood movie if Hank Rollins and Julianne Moore were to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":570,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=570","url_meta":{"origin":345,"position":1},"title":"2006 summer schedule","date":"5\/18\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"A list of movies I will watch in theaters in 2006: The Da Vinci Code - Though the prose was amateurish, I did find it suspenseful, and there hasn't been an Indiana Jones movie in a while. Xmen: The Last Stand - This will likely be crap, but I like\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "For the geek in you"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":724,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=724","url_meta":{"origin":345,"position":2},"title":"Pierce it.","date":"2\/20\/2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Tim sent me this demo of how item use and physics, rather than graphics alone, are getting an overhaul in the latest installment of Alone in the Dark. Interesting, but still not as open-ended as a system a colleague of mine was describing where every item in a game would\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "For the geek in you"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":171,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=171","url_meta":{"origin":345,"position":3},"title":"Full nerd ahead.","date":"8\/3\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I am utterly enchanted. What can I say? I, like many others, can become completely enthralled in these Sierra-like adventure games. When my boss asks what I think I'm doing on company time, I just say \"Interesting flash and cookie interaction in this thing; I'm trying to work out how\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "For the geek in you"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":40,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=40","url_meta":{"origin":345,"position":4},"title":"sometime I might put a title here.","date":"1\/29\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I've been desperate to post this geek Venn diagram for some time. I forget where it's from, but whoever made it, thank you. Also, I think a simple WTF? suffices here.","rel":"","context":"In "For the geek in you"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":177,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=177","url_meta":{"origin":345,"position":5},"title":"Lego-chadnezzar.","date":"8\/20\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Gotta admire the follow-through. This is incredible, no matter what your geek level.","rel":"","context":"In "For the geek in you"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}