{"id":376,"date":"2005-08-17T13:40:22","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T18:40:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=376"},"modified":"2005-08-17T13:40:22","modified_gmt":"2005-08-17T18:40:22","slug":"conan-the-grammarian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=376","title":{"rendered":"Conan the Grammarian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been known to correct people&#8217;s grammar and spelling, particularly in typing.  I correct my own when necessary (and sometimes when not) and blush at my mistakes. In the event that someone takes offense at my speaking up and argues that it is irrelevant because I (eventually) understood them, I get quite flustered.  <\/p>\n<p>You see, good communication to me is not irrelevant. Not ever. If language was misused in a conversation, but I immediately understood the intent, then the foul is on me when I chide the mistake.  With the advent of email, IM, IRC, and in-game channels, however, it is all the more imperative that proper grammar, spelling, and usage prevail. Without inflection and the further context of facial expression, miscommunication is bound to occur. Thus, special care should be taken to express oneself without ambiguity.<\/p>\n<p>Yet, the internet &#8212; to use a comprehensive, if generalized, term &#8212; is riddled with inaccurate statements and arguments made all the weaker by the issuer&#8217;s poor command of the language. Examples are everywhere, yet difficult to cite.  It goes beyond the simple misplacement of punctuation or the dangling participle. It has evolved into a language of its own, perhaps for the worse. Try to explain to an anonymous soul on a forum  the &#8220;cry-wolf&#8221; implications of an acronym like LOL and see how long it is before the argument degenerates into nothing resembling civil discourse.<\/p>\n<p>Granted, there are times in friendly internet communication that I intentionally put on the airs of an English major; but, even when I politely point out the correction and a concise reasoning for its significance I am often met with resistance to the point of hostility. <\/p>\n<p>I have chosen as my cause the reclamation of accurate communication. To me, it is no less worthy a cause than any political, personal or philosophical ideal.  After all, could any one of us claim that they have never had a minor issue turn into a dilemma simply due to poor communication? I could not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been known to correct people&#8217;s grammar and spelling, particularly in typing. I correct my own when necessary (and sometimes when not) and blush at my mistakes. In the event that someone takes offense at my speaking up and argues that it is irrelevant because I (eventually) understood them, I get quite flustered. 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