this<\/a> yielded the following regrettable conversation:<\/p>\nSB: Seems like exploitation. “Look at the freaks! they have different genetic makeup!”
\nCG: Look at the freaks try to get a date!
\nSB: And midget porn sales WILL spike. I guarantee
\nCG: Just wait — if this show does well, its star’s gonna get a call from Playgirl.
\nSB: “I wish I had a girl like Missy on ‘Joe Dwarf'” Maybe a cameo from Gimli?
\nCG: Missy? Ooh — and we’ve found a new calling for hobbits!
\nSB: Missy is just a random woman’s name. Popular among the little people. (I’m lying; I know nothing about that section of our population.)
\nCG: Oh, sure. Right. Like you just guessed about the midget porn.
\nSB: Not at all. I can trace the thought train on how midget porn hits the mainstream due to this show with relative ease. I did note the spike when Total Recall was released.
\nCG: You’re a midget porn distributor in your spare time, ain’tcha? I can tell.
\nSB: I have a tracking collar on the midget porn industry.
\nCG: you scare me.
\nSB: I scare myself sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
(With apologies to smaller people). An IM with Czelticgirl about this yielded the following regrettable conversation: SB: Seems like exploitation. “Look at the freaks! they have different genetic makeup!” CG: Look at the freaks try to get a date! SB: And midget porn sales WILL spike. 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