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Screenhead<\/a> uncovered this beer ad that puts all other beer ads to shame. If you love beer — and who doesn’t? — you should watch this ad while pulling back a draught of your favorite. Bonus: barley.<\/p>\n

Carlton Draught – No Explanations (Low Bandwidth)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Screenhead uncovered this beer ad that puts all other beer ads to shame. If you love beer — and who doesn’t? — you should watch this ad while pulling back a draught of your favorite. Bonus: barley. Carlton Draught – No Explanations (Low Bandwidth)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-6y","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":24,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=24","url_meta":{"origin":406,"position":0},"title":"Belated, starring Darren Stevens","date":"1\/15\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Checking my contact information at my domain registrar, I found that steelbuddha.net is one year old as of the 8th of January, 2004. 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