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Just the people that they elect into office&#8230; are.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefrown.com\/frowners\/becomerepublican.swf\">Become Republican<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and it is admittedly heavy on the &#8220;Republicans evil, Democrats good&#8221; nonsense. (John McCain is not bad. It follows that probably at least a few other Republicans in office who are not.) Still, it is funny and mostly true. To paraphrase the ever-loving David Cross, I would never say that all Republicans are avaricious, intolerant, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-6J","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":848,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=848","url_meta":{"origin":417,"position":0},"title":"Because I liked them.","date":"9\/12\/2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Two great articles sent by great friends: First, a psychological viewpoint for beleagured and perplexed friends of Republicans on what makes people vote Republican when it does not seem in their best interest. 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