{"id":42,"date":"2004-02-03T10:06:49","date_gmt":"2004-02-03T14:06:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=42"},"modified":"2004-02-03T10:06:49","modified_gmt":"2004-02-03T14:06:49","slug":"even-the-mighty-uruk-hai-will-not-stand-in-the-way-of-this-memes-destiny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Even the mighty Uruk-Hai will not stand in the way of this meme’s destiny."},"content":{"rendered":"

Fully restored Lord of the Rings clip<\/a> from the upcoming ultra-extendo DVD series.<\/p>\n

For dial-up users, I would recommend taking your business elsewhere. That link isn’t worth your valuable time. Better stick to hamster dance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fully restored Lord of the Rings clip from the upcoming ultra-extendo DVD series. For dial-up users, I would recommend taking your business elsewhere. That link isn’t worth your valuable time. Better stick to hamster dance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-G","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":110,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=110","url_meta":{"origin":42,"position":0},"title":"You killed my father…","date":"4\/19\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"In response to this mockery, I post Steelbuddha's 100 Best Movie Characters From Movies (Mostly Geeky Ones) I've Seen Subject To Change As I Remember Others Or Am Reminded By Comments And\/or Angry Emails And Most Importantly In No Particular Order. 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