{"id":423,"date":"2005-11-14T14:56:52","date_gmt":"2005-11-14T19:56:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=423"},"modified":"2005-11-14T14:59:45","modified_gmt":"2005-11-14T19:59:45","slug":"the-prophecy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=423","title":{"rendered":"The Prophecy."},"content":{"rendered":"

Fox cancels Arrested Development. David Cross knows why<\/a>. [quicktime, 3.8 megs] Movie stolen from here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

So does Peter Griffin.<\/p>\n

\nPeter: Everybody, I’ve got bad news. We’ve been cancelled.<\/p>\n

Lois: Oh no, Peter! How could they do that?<\/p>\n

Peter: Well unfortunately Lois, there’s just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80’s Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl’s Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, and Greg The Bunny.<\/p>\n

Lois: Is there no hope?<\/p>\n

Peter: Well, I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fox cancels Arrested Development. David Cross knows why. [quicktime, 3.8 megs] Movie stolen from here. So does Peter Griffin. Peter: Everybody, I’ve got bad news. We’ve been cancelled. Lois: Oh no, Peter! How could they do that? Peter: Well unfortunately Lois, there’s just no more room on the schedule. 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