Make Your Own Recording.<\/a><\/p>\nHow did I come across this, you may ask? Now, I will pardon your language. But a co-worker was on a lunch outing with someone who let slip that he was involved with this company. Curiosity raged and everyone had to find out more. Eventually, one of us found this portfolio site and we knew we had struck gold.<\/p>\n
Apparently, the fella was a little too forthcoming and open on this outing, revealing not only his vibrator business but that he was once on Elimidate<\/i>, impresses girls with his cooking either on the first date or as an apology when he blows them off, and loves “dumb Milwaukee girls.” The co-worker unfortunately trapped with this individual was obviously insulted. “I’m not even from Milwaukee,” she said, with a due sense of irony.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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