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The grim and intriguing story of Michael Malloy<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The grim and intriguing story of Michael Malloy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-6Z","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":28,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=28","url_meta":{"origin":433,"position":0},"title":"The Eternal Question","date":"1\/21\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"The link from Czelticgirl. The astute and moving commentary from one of our fallen heroes. Strangely compelling. 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