{"id":45,"date":"2004-02-05T15:15:38","date_gmt":"2004-02-05T19:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=45"},"modified":"2004-02-05T15:15:38","modified_gmt":"2004-02-05T19:15:38","slug":"jesus-makes-the-girls-scream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Jesus makes the girls scream."},"content":{"rendered":"

I think their webmaster is playing a little joke on them.<\/a><\/p>\n

Put these choice phrases from this page together with the URL and you can write your own punchline:<\/p>\n

“Make a joyful noise unto the Lord.”
\n“Great adult options.”<\/p>\n

Like this one: “Hey, at least there were no typos; it could have been ‘fist.'”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I think their webmaster is playing a little joke on them. Put these choice phrases from this page together with the URL and you can write your own punchline: “Make a joyful noise unto the Lord.” “Great adult options.” Like this one: “Hey, at least there were no typos; it could have been ‘fist.’”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-J","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":116,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=116","url_meta":{"origin":45,"position":0},"title":"Imitation, Innovation – Let’s call the whole thing off.","date":"4\/29\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Said I to Bjorn in the year of our Lord 1999, \"We should truly mimic our favorite rock band, The Led Zeppelin, and produce an epic, yet incredibly short, tune obviously written about J.R.R. 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