{"id":450,"date":"2005-12-09T14:32:28","date_gmt":"2005-12-09T19:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=450"},"modified":"2005-12-09T14:32:28","modified_gmt":"2005-12-09T19:32:28","slug":"all-i-want-is-ofn-for-christopher-walkenmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=450","title":{"rendered":"All I want is OFN for Christ(opher Walken)mas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonbird.com\/walken_letters.html\">Letters to Walken<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Letters to Walken<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-7g","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":746,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=746","url_meta":{"origin":450,"position":0},"title":"Walken strikes again!","date":"4\/28\/2008","format":false,"excerpt":"I had the good fortune of stumbling across a beautiful Christopher Walken sketch at my hotel room for my cousin's wedding on Saturday. 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