{"id":451,"date":"2005-12-13T13:11:47","date_gmt":"2005-12-13T18:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=451"},"modified":"2005-12-13T13:17:26","modified_gmt":"2005-12-13T18:17:26","slug":"i-wanna-work-for-these-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=451","title":{"rendered":"I wanna work for these guys."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I already do.<\/p>\n<p><i>Appearance is everything to us, because we&#8217;ll get more of your money by looking cool than we will by doing quality work.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huhcorp.com\/about.htm\">We do stuff.<\/a> [OFN, requires reading]<\/p>\n<p>Stolen (at least this time) from the infamous <a href=\"http:\/\/www.johnmccarville.com\/\">Dread<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I already do. Appearance is everything to us, because we&#8217;ll get more of your money by looking cool than we will by doing quality work. We do stuff. [OFN, requires reading] Stolen (at least this time) from the infamous Dread.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-7h","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}