{"id":486,"date":"2006-02-02T10:10:56","date_gmt":"2006-02-02T15:10:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=486"},"modified":"2006-02-02T11:01:14","modified_gmt":"2006-02-02T16:01:14","slug":"celebrity-is-as-celebrity-doesnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=486","title":{"rendered":"Celebrity is as celebrity doesn&#8217;t."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The concept of celebrity took another hit in my world today, when I have now twice heard jokes at  the expense of Kevin Federline, yet I still (without Googling) have no idea what (not who, mind) he is or where he came from. I will not increase his dubious fame by typing his name into a search engine. Only by printing his name on my blog.<\/p>\n<p>However, I do know comedy when I see it, and Conan O&#8217;Brien has never let me down in that arena. The arena of comedy where CONAN is king! Let me tell you now of the days of high laughter!*<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.devilducky.com\/media\/41218\/\">DevilDucky &#8211; Conan O&#8217;Brien: James Lipton reads Federline<\/a> [link via <a href=\"http:\/\/bblinks.blogspot.com\/\">BB<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>* &#8211; You see that? I made an oft-unheard reference to Conan O&#8217;Brien having the same name as a certain barbarian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The concept of celebrity took another hit in my world today, when I have now twice heard jokes at the expense of Kevin Federline, yet I still (without Googling) have no idea what (not who, mind) he is or where he came from. I will not increase his dubious fame by typing his name into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-7Q","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1045,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=1045","url_meta":{"origin":486,"position":0},"title":"I could write, but there are pretty pictures to see.","date":"7\/28\/2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Conan and Andy voice-over Ghost in the Shell. 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