{"id":487,"date":"2006-02-06T14:22:28","date_gmt":"2006-02-06T19:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=487"},"modified":"2006-02-06T14:23:36","modified_gmt":"2006-02-06T19:23:36","slug":"imagine-strong-bad-saying-holy-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=487","title":{"rendered":"Imagine Strong Bad saying &#8220;Holy Crap!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a mad, mad, mad, mad world. <\/p>\n<p><i>Bettis will retire after tonight as the No. 5 career rusher in league history, 13,622 yards. He plans to develop a blighted 43-acre site on the Detroit River, constructing residences, a hotel and an entertainment complex. He reigns supreme as a humble Motown hero, in odd contrast to the last individual awarded a key to the city: Saddam Hussein, 1980 version.<\/p>\n<p>As Iraq&#8217;s new president, Hussein waged war against Iran, an American enemy that had taken hostages from the U.S. embassy. <\/p>\n<p>While visiting Detroit, Hussein donated $250,000 to pay off the debts of the Sacred Heart Chaldean Church, which had ties to the Catholics prevalent in Iraq.<\/p>\n<p>The deed prompted Father Jacob Yasso of Detroit to contact Mayor Coleman Young and arrange a Detroit key for Saddam Hussein.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.journalnow.com\/servlet\/Satellite?pagename=WSJ%2FMGArticle%2FWSJ_ColumnistArticle&#038;c=MGArticle&#038;cid=1137833880484\">Winston-Salem Journal | Super Bowl has come a long way in 40 years<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Link via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\">MetaFilter<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a mad, mad, mad, mad world. Bettis will retire after tonight as the No. 5 career rusher in league history, 13,622 yards. He plans to develop a blighted 43-acre site on the Detroit River, constructing residences, a hotel and an entertainment complex. He reigns supreme as a humble Motown hero, in odd contrast to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-7R","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":210,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=210","url_meta":{"origin":487,"position":0},"title":"Dodge this draft, GW.","date":"10\/20\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I wrote this today in response to an email I received. 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