{"id":501,"date":"2006-02-13T15:13:19","date_gmt":"2006-02-13T20:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=501"},"modified":"2006-02-13T15:14:45","modified_gmt":"2006-02-13T20:14:45","slug":"dont-worry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=501","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t worry."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Full text of recent spam I received, that I read due to the interesting subject line, <i>Fucking Saint Valentine<\/i>:<\/p>\n<p>What are you to do if you have bad erection? Especially<br \/>\nin the forthcoming Saint Valentines Day???<br \/>\nDon t worry, it is not the last of pea-time&#8230;<br \/>\nThe most simple way is to visit our site, order the<br \/>\nmedication and that is all you are to do!<\/p>\n<p>Do not kill the clock!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Full text of recent spam I received, that I read due to the interesting subject line, Fucking Saint Valentine: What are you to do if you have bad erection? Especially in the forthcoming Saint Valentines Day??? Don t worry, it is not the last of pea-time&#8230; The most simple way is to visit our site, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-85","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2864,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=2864","url_meta":{"origin":501,"position":0},"title":"Nothing to see here","date":"3\/17\/2016","format":false,"excerpt":"...and I shall give you no piece of my hidden heart the sanctuary I have built and repaired after your several onslaughts But you need not worry, because there is no piece worth having I defend an empty hall and rest in a court with no people.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Poetry&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1180,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=1180","url_meta":{"origin":501,"position":1},"title":"Status","date":"8\/3\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"I want to write this on facebook, but I fear no one will get it. 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