{"id":502,"date":"2006-02-13T16:05:34","date_gmt":"2006-02-13T21:05:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=502"},"modified":"2006-02-13T16:05:34","modified_gmt":"2006-02-13T21:05:34","slug":"next-time-slugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=502","title":{"rendered":"Next time, slugs."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/story\/world\/national\/2006\/02\/12\/cheney-hunt.html\">Dick Cheney misses bird, hits fellow hunter<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Serves him right,&#8221; Cheney was quoted as saying. &#8220;You pathetic fleshlings are vulnerable to weapons that cannot hope to penetrate my exoskeleton. Even your attempts to use an electro-magnetic pulse to stop my cardiac-unit have failed in the face of the evil that animates my cyborg corpse. TREMBLE!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cheney then peeled back his lips to reveal a double-row of burnished titanium teeth, took a sizable bite out of a nearby puppy and began complex sexual intercourse with a Whirlpool washer\/dryer unit.<\/p>\n<p>Link proliferated from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davezilla.com\/\">Davezilla<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dick Cheney misses bird, hits fellow hunter &#8220;Serves him right,&#8221; Cheney was quoted as saying. &#8220;You pathetic fleshlings are vulnerable to weapons that cannot hope to penetrate my exoskeleton. Even your attempts to use an electro-magnetic pulse to stop my cardiac-unit have failed in the face of the evil that animates my cyborg corpse. TREMBLE!&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-86","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":150,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=150","url_meta":{"origin":502,"position":0},"title":"An allegory is a dangerous reptile.","date":"6\/23\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"They're right. Dick Cheney is one helluva poker player. Anybody who writes like that and has commenters posting things like this: I was playing poker last week with ashcroft. He had two pair and I had four kings. I thought I had him beat. When I showed him my cards,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Link Larceny&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}