{"id":505,"date":"2006-02-14T14:06:34","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T19:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=505"},"modified":"2006-02-14T14:06:34","modified_gmt":"2006-02-14T19:06:34","slug":"celebrity-house-cleaning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=505","title":{"rendered":"Celebrity house-cleaning."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\">The Onion<\/a> puts into words what we&#8217;ve all been feeling since the slow decline of the meaning of the word celebrity. (I was going to add more prepositional phrases there until I could no longer stand it, but it turns out three is my limit).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/45133\">I Don&#8217;t Wonder What Jesse Camp Is Up To These Days<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion puts into words what we&#8217;ve all been feeling since the slow decline of the meaning of the word celebrity. (I was going to add more prepositional phrases there until I could no longer stand it, but it turns out three is my limit). I Don&#8217;t Wonder What Jesse Camp Is Up To These [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-89","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":486,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=486","url_meta":{"origin":505,"position":0},"title":"Celebrity is as celebrity doesn&#8217;t.","date":"2\/2\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"The concept of celebrity took another hit in my world today, when I have now twice heard jokes at the expense of Kevin Federline, yet I still (without Googling) have no idea what (not who, mind) he is or where he came from. 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