{"id":51,"date":"2004-02-13T11:23:36","date_gmt":"2004-02-13T15:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=51"},"modified":"2004-02-13T11:23:36","modified_gmt":"2004-02-13T15:23:36","slug":"all-these-scraps-no-reservations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"All these scraps.  No reservations."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It will <a href=\"http:\/\/www.asofterworld.com\/soft_sep5_2003.htm\" target=\"new\">fuel your ennui<\/a>, perhaps, but it&#8217;s not so bad.<\/p>\n<p>Also, if you ever need a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.asofterworld.com\/oqindex.html\" target=\"new\">cover letter<\/a>, you know where to go.<\/p>\n<p>You can thank <a href=\"http:\/\/www.czelticgirl.com\/\" target=\"new\">Czelticgirl<\/a> for always having the best links and then letting me steal them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It will fuel your ennui, perhaps, but it&#8217;s not so bad. 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