{"id":511,"date":"2006-02-21T17:28:58","date_gmt":"2006-02-21T22:28:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=511"},"modified":"2006-02-21T17:29:59","modified_gmt":"2006-02-21T22:29:59","slug":"beware-b-fest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=511","title":{"rendered":"Beware B-Fest."},"content":{"rendered":"

Steelbuddha: I just thought of a funny conversation that someone could have. “I’m having a Rhinestone<\/em> day.” “What’s that?” “It’s a day where I would rather watch Rhinestone<\/em> back to back for nine hours than actually work. Do you hear what I’m saying? I would rather watch Sylvester Stallone. Sing. Country Music.”<\/p>\n

Czeltic Girl: Oh, it’s definitely a Rhinestone<\/em> day. Hell, it’s a Steven Segal Film Fest day.<\/p>\n

Steelbuddha: No, no. You’re not understanding this. Watching Steven Seagal films at least involves violence, and occasionally nudity. Rhinestone culminates in Sly Stallone singing country music.<\/p>\n

Czeltic Girl: Yes, but I’d rather watch Sly try to sing than Segal try to act.<\/p>\n

Steelbuddha: Wow. I underestimated your pain tolerance.<\/p>\n

Czeltic Girl: So many do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Steelbuddha: I just thought of a funny conversation that someone could have. “I’m having a Rhinestone day.” “What’s that?” “It’s a day where I would rather watch Rhinestone back to back for nine hours than actually work. Do you hear what I’m saying? I would rather watch Sylvester Stallone. Sing. Country Music.” Czeltic Girl: Oh, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-8f","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":195,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=195","url_meta":{"origin":511,"position":0},"title":"Amazon is sly.","date":"9\/23\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Czeltic Girl and I sometimes play a game called Gold Box Smackdown. We click through our Amazon gold box and see who gets the most ludicrous item suggested to them. This has resulted in much hilarity. The downside to this game is that in order to send the links to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":180,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=180","url_meta":{"origin":511,"position":1},"title":"Another title bestowed.","date":"8\/30\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Giant congratulations to Czeltic Girl, who made Milwaukee magazine's feature on blogstars in the Brew City.","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":268,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=268","url_meta":{"origin":511,"position":2},"title":"Jesus was an amazing friend.","date":"3\/1\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Czeltic Girl gives me more reason to love my friendly neighborhood...","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":575,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=575","url_meta":{"origin":511,"position":3},"title":"Favorites.","date":"5\/24\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"This, I think, is an appropriate use of time and resources. Thanks to Czeltic Girl for the link. loloroy's favorite photos on Flickr","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":712,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=712","url_meta":{"origin":511,"position":4},"title":"The heartwarming tale of a man and his monkey.","date":"1\/14\/2008","format":false,"excerpt":"From Czeltic Girl, an indescribable new medium for art: Biertijd.com \/\/ Media \u00c2\u00bb Damon Scott & Bubbles","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":541,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=541","url_meta":{"origin":511,"position":5},"title":"A case of the f’realz.","date":"4\/27\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"More tiny linkdom -- this one courtesy of Czeltic Girl -- on this the day of my daughter's wedding. A case for advertising, a portfolio case. [eBay]","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}