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Possibly OFN, but Something Awful put their hand to our old faves, the Choose your Own Adventure series. Have a look.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Possibly OFN, but Something Awful put their hand to our old faves, the Choose your Own Adventure series. Have a look.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-8m","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2729,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=2729","url_meta":{"origin":518,"position":0},"title":"And when you can’t crawl…","date":"11\/4\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"And when you can't write, let others do it for you. I'm sitting here, compulsively checking facebook, waiting for any one person to give me any validation, ignoring the \"likes\" I hate and the posts that probably mean the most. I have fully committed to an avoidant personality. In trying\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":662,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=662","url_meta":{"origin":518,"position":1},"title":"Piss and Moan, chapter 328.","date":"7\/3\/2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I don't like to be a complainer. I am one, but I don't like to be. So, I hide this entry behind a link. You choose to read my moaning at your own peril. Any moment now, though, life\/fate\/whatever-you-call-it can just stop running up at random and kicking me square\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":436,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=436","url_meta":{"origin":518,"position":2},"title":"It’s live… and dead!","date":"11\/23\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Yoinked from the virtual hands of Headless Hollow, this choose-your-own-adventure is the culmination of a project I've been following since it first appeared on A List Apart. Bravo. I tried (with limited success) to do something similar with my Earthdawn site. I will be updating that site very soon with\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":450,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=450","url_meta":{"origin":518,"position":3},"title":"All I want is OFN for Christ(opher Walken)mas","date":"12\/9\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Letters to Walken","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":260,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=260","url_meta":{"origin":518,"position":4},"title":"Warning: OFN","date":"2\/25\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Mirth filled my belly when I read this. I want to send it as a late valentine to MHG. So I will. A softer world, indeed. UPDATE: As I was typing in my girlfriend's name, my hamfists missed a couple of keys. My girlfriend's name and my mother's share some\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Best of the Buddha"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":415,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=415","url_meta":{"origin":518,"position":5},"title":"The internet is a place where anything can happen.","date":"10\/27\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Czeltic Girl clued me in as Something Awful makes with the funny yet again. Something Awful: Mixed up Movies","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}